No One Needs to Own Six Tons of Porn

You Can Have Too Much Porn

The Daily Mail has reported the very sad story of a Japanese porn fan who loved his porn collection a bit too much. The 66-year-old man named Joji hadn't paid the rent on his apartment for a while and when his landlord went to collect that past-due rent, the Mail says that poor Joji was discovered buried underneath part of his collection of porn magazines. 

Well, the man was just a hoarder surrounded by six tons of porn mags and Gizmodo called out The Daily Mail for saying that he might have been buried under the porn when that definitely was not the case. Whether the guy got crushed by his porn or not, six tons of porn is just too damn much for a human being to own as part of a private collection. I personally always have to make sure that my own porn collection as a professional pervert is managed and under control and I recommend you do the same.

The image of AVN Female Performer of the Year Adriana Chechik above with her face covered by Sasha Heart's pussy is from their scene in Belladonna Entertainment/Evil Angel's "Fetish Fanatic 21." Go ahead and watch it online instead of having a copy of it in your house. Just saying...