Confused Boner of the Week: Alexa Chung Topless… With Tinfoil in Her Hair?

Alexa Chung Has Great Boobs and What Is on Her Head?

So, I have very little idea what is going in this Vogue UK spread. I kind of feel like it's not really for a clothing line or anything like, someone just grabbed a bunch of stuff and got Alexa Chung to take her top off and BAM! Photos for Vogue. Look, no one wants to be confused while looking at a topless Alexa Chung.

Seriously, what in the world is on her head? And what is on her body that doesn't cover her boobs? I'm not so much upset by the fact Alexa Chung's breasts are out, just what the hell is going on around it. Whenever you have someone as hot as Alexa Chung, or Alexa Chung herself for that matter, you really shouldn't try to get all creative and wild - just focus on what's important: Alexa Chung's boobs. That's it. That's all that really matters. Forget the fancy stuff, that just gets in the way of enjoying Alexa Chung's fantastic breasts. Would someone please tell me what is on her head?!

I think really issue here, what's leading to all this confusion is the picture is slightly out of focus. Though, I should say that Alexa Chung's breasts are perfectly in view and that, my friends, really puts the mind at ease. But what is on her head?

photos via Vogue UK