Fleshbot’s Sex Toy Roundup!

May 23, 2017
HOLLY-KINGSTOWN

Enjoy Some New Toys!

Summer is coming, so why not use the change in season as an excuse to treat yourself to some new masturbation/sexual accessories? Here are some super toys/products that have crossed my desk recently that I have enjoyed and/or heartily believe you should check out.

Doc Johnson's All-Star Porn Stars Kittens & Cougars double-ended sleeve retails for $24 and each model gives you the pussy of one porn star and the asshole of another bonded together in one Ultraskyn super fantasy. The model I am going to recommend to you here gives you Dani Daniels' pussy and Cherie DeVille's asshole and that's really fucking cool. The double-ended makeup of this makes cleanup easy and you can choose your favorite entry hole between the two. Both are molded from the actual girly bits of these stars and the Ultraskyn is super soft. To keep it that way, you will need to use some Refresh powder to dust it down with between uses and the Doc thoughtfully gives you a packet of it to get yourself started with. Water-based lube is a must with this and toy cleaner is also recommended. You can also just use mild soap and water with this but the toy cleaner does get the job done in a flash.

NS Novelties makes great, lower price tag bondage gear and the Lust line that they have is pretty awesome. Here are the Lust collection's wrist cuffs - they retail for $24. If you are newer to BDSM play or if you are looking for something that is easier to travel with, I would definitely recommend you give this line a try. The Lust collection is made of purple vinyl with neoprene lining for the wearer's comfort with easy-to-use Velcro closures and all black metal hardware. The vinyl is super easy to take care of - just wipe it down with rubbing alcohol between uses - and these make great sexy gifts. I would say that this line is best used on women/small-framed men as these are definitely made to accommodate that type of submissive but getting presented with new bondage gear is all kinds of a turn-on for a lot of people and the Lust line definitely makes that a wallet-friendly possibility.

Lisa Frank and all of the 1980s and 1990s unicorn love is oh-so-real, and now you can bring that to your flavored lube game. For $9, pick up a bottle of Wet's Unicorn Spit donut-flavored lube and make instant cool points with a lot of ladies out there. With an iridescent rainbow on the label, this has a really light vanilla flavor to it and is water-based so it won't mess up any latex condom play. It is sugar-free and claims to have been "ethically sourced from free-range unicorns", which is always a plus for any flavored lube. I mean, if they have to slaughter and rip the lube glands out of a unicorn to make a flavored lube, that is a total lady boner killer for me, so it's nice to have the assurances out there that this Unicorn Spit is all cruelty-free. This lube was a winner at the "O" toy awards back in January in Vegas and really, this is just about as cute as a bottle of flavored lube can be. I like how light the flavor is and how great it tastes on cock. It's sweet but doesn't over-flavor the situation. Unicorn Spit kinda rules, peeps.

Here's a super unicorn-friendly vibe - the Noje W3 from Blush Novelties. It is a $49 vibe available in your choice of wisteria (purple), rose (pink), or sage (green), and it is a rechargeable curved mini-wand that is hella fun to use on one's clit during butt sex. It charges via a thoughtfully included USB cord and it is under six inches long, making it very ergonomic for us ladies. It has five different speeds and five different vibration patterns you can choose from and it is made of body-friendly ABS plastic with the wand's head covered in easy to clean silicone so keep the lube water-based around this beauty. For the size, it has deep vibration action and this is also waterproof, which rules. A bath bomb, one of these, a glass of wine, and your bathtub would make for a damn fine night at home! It has a one year warranty and it thoughtfully lights up when it is charging so you can easily see when it needs more juice or if it is done. It only has one button on it for ease of use and really, this is a great vibe. Pick one up for yourself or the lady in your life!