Save the Planet So Marisa Papen Has Somewhere to Be Nude

Does Marisa Papen Promise to Keep Being Nude?

While I consider myself to be an environmentalist, I must admit I'm struggling with whether or not I wish to continue my Earth-conscious ways. It's not because I find it too difficult or have a change of ideology or anything like that, it's just that Marisa Papen is doing a nude calendar to draw attention to the environment, and I'm not sure if we should save it for her or keep littering so she'll do more nude calendars.

Man, this is a tough call, like a really tough call. I like Earth. I do. I like it a lot, it's where all my stuff is, but I really love Marisa Papen nude. I mean, like Marisa Papen nude in the water, Marisa Papen nude on land, Marisa Papen nude in a swing that I and everyone else on the planet would probably like to see more of. So, does that mean we all stop recycling? We all head to the beaches to dump our trash? Or do we go the other way? Do we spend our weekends planting trees, cleaning up trash on the highway, doing whatever we can to make Marisa Papen and her incredible body happen? Sure, one takes more work than the other, but if it means more Marisa Papen nudity, I think we can all get on board.

You know, someone needs to find out if Marisa Papen would be willing to keep doing these nude calendars to raise awareness. If she plans on continuing well into the future, even after the planet is safe, then we all need to do our part to make this Earth the best it can be.