A Naked Britt Maren Is the Sexiest Paper Weight Ever

It Might Be Hard to Work With Britt Maren's Boobs Right There

I never much understood the need for a paperweight. It might be because my desk is never really covered in papers nor are said papers near an open window or fan. I just don't see why someone would need an object of some kind to hold down papers on a desk. Unless that object is Britt Maren completely naked on top a desk - then I totally see why one would have a paperweight.

We all know there is an art to buying the perfect desk. There has to be enough room for your computer, printer, and other random office-related items. Storage is a must and of course, the desk needs to be long enough for Britt Maren to lay comfortably while she is nude. I have no idea if one can purchase a nude Britt Maren desk or maybe you have to buy the desk and a naked Britt Maren separate, but I think no matter the cost it would totally be worth it. Though I guess one could make the argument that it would be pretty much impossible to work with Britt Maren's breasts in front you. I have to admit, I'm having a little trouble focusing with Britt Maren's boobs in my line of sight. But you know what? I'm a professional and I'm going to find a way to get through it.

Britt Maren's modeling career is going fine, just fine. But if she was maybe looking to make a little extra on the side I bet a nude Britt Maren paperweight would be a big hit.