Top Ten Sexy Movie Cowgirls

Cowgirls Never Give Anyone the Blues!

Above is T-Pain's homage to the reverse cowgirl sex position, and really, that is how hot cowgirls are. They have their very own sex position named after them. (There's no "porn writer's sex position...yet.) It is just such a very, very sexy American archetype. Cowgirls are physically and emotionally strong, they give little fucks about what people think of them and they are just so very hot. They have no problem getting dirty, and well, a woman on a horse with her ass bouncing is a thing of beauty. These are my ten picks for cinema's hottest cowgirls. The list is no particular order, but they are all chicks who have the whole hot Western thing for them, making them visually irresistible. 

10) Raquel Welch as Sarita in "100 Rifles" (1969) 

Welch stars in this shot-in-Spain western where she is a sexy senorita who helps Burt Reynolds' character get the fuck out of the United States after his character commits a bank robbery so that he can afford to give his tribe guns for their battle against the American government. Welch is ridiculously hot in this movie and she just sizzles in her interracial sex scene - one of American cinema's very first one of those - with lawman/NFL legend Jim Brown.

9) Drew Barrymore as Lilly Laronette in "Bad Girls" (1994)

Barrymore leads a cowgirl gang of former hookers who are out to reclaim one of the women's stolen fortune and also prevent her from being hung after she kills an abusive john. (This brothel totally needed "Westworld" robot madam Maeve to straighten shit out.) Barrymore is tough and hot as fuck and lets us see her fabulous boobs as she and her group - Andie MacDowell, Madeleine Stowe, and Mary Stuart Masterson - try to make their lives not suck so hard.

8) Olivia Wilde as Ella Swenson in "Cowboys and Aliens" (2011)

This movie is not nearly as crappy as people claimed it was at the time it came out - it's just your basic CGI-heavy Western/sci-fi epic where you get a nice view of cowgirl Wilde's lovely rump. She plays a Wild West hottie helping humans prevent an alien force from taking over the Earth. Of course, as you can probably guess by her fire walking above, she is actually an alien herself but she is an alien with hot buns and a heart of gold so all is forgiven.

7) Salma Hayek as Carolina in "Desperado" (1994)

Hayek's on-screen nudity in this movie is truly off the charts. It is a fun Western where she plays a woman who owns a small town's failing bookstore that she supplements by allowing it to be used to move drugs in this Western, a film set in modern Mexico and starring Antonio Banderas. This Robert Rodriguez-directed action movie gives us a whole lotta gun action and just a lot of T&A of Hayek. 

6) Penelope Cruz as Maria Alvarez in "Bandidas" (2006)

Cruz and gal pal Hayek play the titular bad Mexican robber cowgirls in this fun as fuck movie that is all eye candy of these two, all the time. I love this movie - SUCH a guilty pleasure. They rob banks, they wear skimpy and slutty cowgirl ensembles with their cleavage out pretty much all of the time, and they get to save the day and their town from the evil Dwight Yoakam.

5) Jane Russell as Rio McDonald in "The Outlaw" (1943)

Russell plays Doc Holliday's girlfriend in this movie that is pretty much where movie mogul Howard Hughes began to lose his mind. Tits that great will definitely do that. He designed a bra specifically for her to wear in this movie to make her jugs look their finest. The story goes that Russell found the bra stupidly uncomfortable so she just stuffed some tissue in different places in her own non-torturous bra and Hughes was none the wiser. This is Russell's film debut and she is just lovely. Her hotness holds up to modern tastes, for sure. 

4) Anne Hathaway as Lureen Twist in "Brokeback Mountain" (2005)

Amidst all of the notorious and critically adored gay cowboy love/lust between Jake Gyllenhaal and the late Heath Ledger, it might be easy to forget about Hathaway and her lovely body in this movie. She plays Gyllenhaal's unwitting beard and she is sexy as fuck in this. 

3) Isabelle Huppert as Ella Watson in "Heaven's Gate" (1980)

Huppert gets a whole lotta naked in this movie where she plays the Frenchie brothel owner/madam who is the girlfriend of Kris Kristofferson who is trying to save the town from evil government agents who want to steal all of the settlers' hard-won property. Christopher Walken is a fantastic villain in this, and Huppert's beauty is fought after quite ardently in this.

2) January Jones as Sarah in "Sweetwater" (2013)

Jones plays a cowgirl hooker out for revenge after a cult leader murders her husband in this Western. She stars alongside "Westworld" Man In Black Ed Harris who plays an eccentric local sheriff in this really fun indie movie that received a lot of critical love when it debuted at the Sundance Film Festival. 

And in the number one slot...

1) Julie Strain as Mick in "Rowdy Girls" (1999)

Strain plays a stagecoach robber in this Troma western that is filled with Strain and cowgirl Shannon Tweed showing their boobs and making the West just that much wilder. It's not a great movie but there's just so much fun to be had.

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