John McAfee Shares Home Depot Smart Fridge’s Porn Access

The IOT.... do you believe me now? Pornhub on a refrigerator. What, in our current cybersecurity paradigm, accounts for this? pic.twitter.com/po5MezPjzJ

— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) October 2, 2016

How Smart Does Your Fridge Need To Be?

Internet security pioneer/Libertarian presidential candidate wannabe John McAfee recently tweeted this pic of a very fancy "smart" fridge on display at Home Depot. It is showing its internet connection potential by, naturally, connecting to Pornhub. 

Sigh.

First off, pay for your porn, people, if you want porn to continue to exist in any kind of robust way so yeah, skip that site and just stay here and click around. You will find something here that you will want to watch. Also, this is one totally over the top fridge. Who the fuck needs all of this internet on their fridge? I guess it is good for streaming video in your kitchen if you want to watch a cooking technique, or put an episode of "Breaking Bad" on Netflix on while you have a meatloaf in the oven, or if you want to find a recipe online while you are in the kitchen and you don't have a cell phone or tablet with you. I guess if I could afford this fancy fridge that I might want one but really, the kitchen just is not my choice of a room to masturbate in.