Does Alicia Vikander Really Need Two Towels?

Running Out of Ways to Describe Alicia Vikander

We all know that Mario Testino deserves some kind of award (or a slow clap build to full standing ovation) for “Towel Series”, but the only true reward I can think to give someone is a framed picture of Alicia Vikander taken by Mario Testino.  

Seriously, guys and gals, I’m going to run out of ways to talk about how a barely dressed Alicia Vikander makes me feel. I’m getting to the point that with each new sexy picture of Alicia Vikander, words are so escaping me and I’m resorting to monosyllabic sounds. I don’t know if it’s me reverting back to a cave man of some kind or if that’s just how freaking hot Alicia Vikander is when she only wears two towels. Though, I kind of wonder if she really needs two towels, I feel like she could get the job done with only one towel.  

Man, Alicia Vikander. Ugh. Eek. Gat. See, that’s all that comes to mind when I think about Alicia Vikander wearing only two towels. Oh hell, who am I kidding? Ugh, eek, gat are what come out of my mouth whenever I see Alicia Vikander period. Doesn’t matter what she’s doing, wearing, not doing, or not wearing. Alicia Vikander is just . . .  just . . . Der. 

Photo via Mario Testino  

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