Pilates Machine or Sex Swing: Kate Hudson Edition

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The question of our lives 

I once heard the phrase, "We don't really grow up, we only get better swing sets," and from it I have gleaned a new appreciation for the aging process. I should note, however, I only find this to be true in reference to sex swings - pilates machines, not so much. Before today, I'd say Kate Hudson and I maintained different opinions on the matter, but now, not so much. 

Just listen to her during this video. That, my friends, is exactly what an orgasm sounds like. Combine her primal response and the fact that she's inverting her body in a way that doesn't seem aimed at tightening her glutes, and I'm not entirely sure this "Gratz" she speaks of is actually pilates equipment. Which is all to say - should I be taking Pilates? 

Anyway, regardless of what Kate is doing in this video, she seems like she's having a better time than I am in my spinning classes and looks significantly less a sweaty, disheveled mess. And hey - even if it IS a pilates machine, I don't see any reason why she can't have sex on it.