Lindsey Vonn Blames Her Dog for the Holes in Her Pants

Sure, Lindsey, Blame the Dog...

We’ve all heard (or possibly) used that old excuse the dog ate my homework. And, of course, that excuse has never, ever worked, but what about the excuse the dog ate my workout pants? Odds are it wouldn’t unless you have photographic evidence like Lindsey Vonn does.  

I’m sure there are some who don’t actually believe Lindsey Vonn’s dog only ate the butt of her yoga pants. No, they believe what really happened is that Lindsey Vonn’s ass became so strong and yet beautiful that it could no longer remain hidden under that tight fabric. Honestly, I’m not sure what to believe. I know dogs can chew on things, some of them even eat socks, but just sinking their teeth into one certain area of the pant? That is a hard pill to swallow, Lindsey Vonn. I don’t really know if we can believe you on this one.  

Whatever the reason, one thing that is for sure is that even if Lindsey Vonn didn’t have a series of strategically placed holes in the bottom of her workout pants, this would still make for one hell of a picture. So, Lindsey Vonn, you can blame on the dog if you want, I just don’t know if anyone us will actually believe it. And just to be safe, you might want to keep your work out and Olympic gear off the floor and away from the dog.

Via Lindsey Vonn on Instagram