It’s Not a Good Morning Unless Heidi Klum Is Topless

Heidi Klum Never Packs a Top When on Vacation

Not being much of a morning person at all, my typical response to someone saying “good morning” is “yeah, what’s so good about it?” And yes, I get dirty looks and mean responses, but in my defense, if you want to tell me good morning, you should include a picture of a topless Heidi Klum looking out at the ocean.  

When you toss in a topless Heidi Klum into any situation, you are unhappy or uncomfortable with will automatically turn that frown upside down! And yes, I totally understand that it’s a topless pic of Heidi Klum from behind, but that doesn’t take away from the pure joy that it can fill you with. Besides, it’s Heidi Klum - you know she goes on vacation topless, so there are frontal pics of her as well. Yes, she’s rocking the hand bra, but damn, it's one sexy hand bra. Look, you can come up with a hundred reasons why a topless Heidi Klum from the back or with a hand bra isn’t the greatest, but you aren’t going to change my mind. Heidi Klum sans top from the front, back, side, other side, upside down, right side up, or from any other random angle will always fill me with joy.  

If you aren’t a morning person like me, then the next time some bright-eyed overly happy co-worker wishes you a good morning demanding to see a topless picture of Heidi Klum before you acknowledge the greatest of any morning.  

Via Heidi Klum on Instagram

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