Katy Perry’s Upskirt Makes Riding a Bike Never the Same

No Country Road Will Be as Beautiful as Katy Perry's Panties

Being someone who enjoys a nice long bike ride, I know all about riding down a long country road and staring off into the distance at the beautiful world around you. Well, those days of finding a quiet road with grassy fields and stunning sunsets are gone because no field, no sunset, and no farmhouse will come close to the sight of Katy Perry’s panties.  

Sigh, I really loved riding my bike, but I might as well put it up for sale. No more rivers, no streams, nothing will ever compare to the beauty that is Katy Perry’s see-through panties. I could ride for hundreds and hundreds of miles in all different direction and I would never, ever find Katy Perry’s upskirt no matter how long I peddled. Can we call it an upskirt? I mean, it’s from behind, but her skirt is still going in the upward direction so it counts, right? Why do I think upskirts are only in the front? I have no idea. Look, it doesn’t matter what we call it - it’s a beautiful sight and we are lucky to see even if it means bicycling is ruined for us. Or just me. 

Maybe what I should do is print out a copy of this Instagram post and tape it to the inside of the bike helmet, right on the flap. That way when I rode I could look in any direction and see Katy Perry’s panties. I might never get off the bike.  

Via Katy Perry on Instagram

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