Confused Boner of the Week: Elle Fanning in Lingerie Holding a Knife

Someone Double Check That's Actually Elle Fanning

First off, I keep having to double check and make sure that’s actually Elle Fanning. She’s so glammed up it’s hard to tell. And while Elle Fanning in lingerie is a wonderful sight, Elle Fanning in lingerie holding a large kitchen knife to her neck makes me want to ask her if everything is all right. And don’t even get me started on the Elle Fanning's red baby doll-ish dress lying in what looks like an alley. Seriously, I’m so confused by the hotness on Elle Fanning combined with high class, super glammed crime scene photos. At least I think that’s what they are going for. But when you have Elle Fanning, why would you want to do anything to hide her beauty? I don’t get it. I really am so confused.  

I guess I shouldn’t be all that surprised. Elle Fanning is in high demand right now and everyone wants to have “the” Elle Fanning shoot. Though, really, all someone would need to do have “the” Elle Fanning shoot is highlight her beauty—plain and simple.

Via drunken stepfather