Haley Bennett Is Enough to Start a Fire

Also, Don't Smoke on Shag Carpets, Haley Bennett

Look, Haley Bennett, I’m not trying to be a party pooper or anything, but you really shouldn’t be smoking or playing with a lighter near shag carpeting. Yes, you are super hot in your vintage bikini on the floor with your cigarette, but open flames and shag carpet don’t mix.  

Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, we can totally focus on how freaking hot Haley Bennett is without having to worry about her lighting the room on fire. Well, she totally lights the room on fire with her beauty, if you know what I mean . . . and you know what I mean. I really do believe that Haley Bennett could have totally just walked out from some kind of time machine for the 1970s, you could almost say she was born in the wrong decade, but I don’t want to say that. I would hate to have missed on Haley Bennett’s hotness. Of course, now I want Haley Bennett to be on the HBO Vinyl series. I don’t care what the story line is as long as Haley Bennett can be in a 1970s bikini.  

Let this be a warning to everyone: Don’t smoke while on shag carpet. You might not burn the house down, but you will totally leave a burn mark. Also, Haley Bennett is really freaking hot.  

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