Confused Boner of the Week: Miley Cyrus and the Giant Fake Vagina

So Much Miley Nudity, But So Many Questions

I think it is a universal fact that Miley Cyrus is hot when she has no clothes on. But is there a chance that since we have seen Miley Cyrus nude so many times she feels the need to one-up her past nude pictures? I mean, we all still enjoy looking at Miley Cyrus nude, but what’s up with the giant fake vagina? I’m a little on the confused side right now.  

I don’t mind an artsy concept when it comes to photographing a nude person, especially Miley Cyrus, but I’m sitting here staring at my computer screen and instead of enjoying Miley’s boobs my head is swirling with questions. Why is there a giant vagina with legs? Is there more that just a vagina and legs? Why is Miley Cyrus coming out of the giant vagina? Is this a model of Miley Cyrus’s vagina? If so, what does it mean that Miley Cyrus is coming out of a giant model of her vagina? Why does she have an eye patch that looks like a cupcake? What is her mouth? And why is there some dude passed out on the ground in front her? Seriously, those are just some of the questions running through my head—if I kept going, I’m afraid I would hurt your brain.  

I’m all for Miley Cyrus being nude as often as she wants, but maybe next time she can take a step back. Forget the crazy outfits, the strange places, and just focus on the hotness that is Miley Cyrus nude.  

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