Deep Throatings

In which Fleshbot attempts to do something with all those juicy bits of Porn Valley gossip that splatter across our inboxes on a regular basis:

· What newly minted MILF has decided to start 'behaving' and leave the porn biz for true love ... again?

· And speaking of MILFs ... what housepainting "international superstar" runs regular hooker ads on Craigslist?

· Following the dissolution of his September romance with a live-in starlet, what pay-cable crossover star is consoling himself with building a gym in his garage for female porn talent to "work out"?

· What becracked Asian hottie stole the license of another (unbecracked) Asian hottie from a porn set ... and then tried to defraud Enterprise Rent-A-Car with it?

· What bad-ass altporn girl has quietly dropped out of the industry due to having made up her mind—she's keeping her baby?

Speculation encouraged in the comments. (Want an invite? Look here.)