Anna Ewers and Her Beautiful Body Make a Pile Of Rocks Sexy

Every Time I Look At Rocks I Will Think of Anna Ewer's Rack

Damn it, Anna Ewers, did you really have to go and make a giant pile of rocks sexy? I was really hoping that there could possibly be a few items left on this planet that I would associate with seeing an incredible beautiful on top of it. Nope, you had to go and get all sexy in a train car filled with pebbles, and now anytime I see I rock, I’m going to think of your rack.  

There are certain objects that’s I’m totally fine with giving me that warm, fuzzy feeling in my stomach, but I never in my life thought that there would be someone, anyone hot enough to make a pile of rocks sexy. And yet, there’s Anna Ewer’s and her awesome cleavage on top of a pile of rocks and all I can think about is how awesome it would be roll around in the rocks with Anna Ewers. Yes, it would be incredibly painful and most likely incredibly dirty to do something like, but damn it Anna Ewers is just that hot. And don’t get me started to how freaking sexy Anna Ewers is while topless on a pile of dirt. I’m fighting really hard to not get turned on by a pile of dirt.  

So, thanks Anna Ewers, now I have to take rocks off my list of things I can look out with out getting turned on. You just had to go and be that hot with your incredible cleavage and your awesome boobs and make rocks sexy. Thanks. Thanks a lot.