Irina Shayk Has Great Cleavage, But What’s Up With Her Ass?

Does Irina Shayk's Cleavage Attract Woodland Creatures?

Irina Shayk has fantastic cleavage, but her ass looks tired. I mean, it just lays there not doing much of anything. She should really do more to work on her ass—get it stronger, firmer, and able to do more than just lay in the sun. I mean, no one wants to have a lazy ass.  

All joking aside, can we talk about how Irina Shayk in a bikini is so attractive that even animals want to be near it? I’m honestly surprised that all the woodland creatures from a 30-mile radius didn’t show up to be in Irina Shayk bikini selfie. And yes, I said 30 miles, that’s how powerful I think Irina Shayk’s cleavage truly is. Her cleavage has the same power that Cinderella had, though it appears to only work when she is in a bikini. That kind of makes me wonder what Cinderella could have done if she had only walked around in a bikini. Hey, that’s a great idea for a movie! Irina Shayk as Cinderella, who walks around in a bikini and makes animals do her bidding (or least crowd around) when she snaps pictures of herself in said bikini to post on Instagram. Throw in a couple other supermodels to be her stepsisters, an elder supermodel to her evil stepmother, and Jon Hamm to be the love interest—BAM! You got yourself a movie.  

No matter how you cut it, Irina Shayk has amazing cleavage. You know it, I know it, and most wildlife knows it.  

Via Irina Shayk on Instagram

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