Don’t Take It Personally: Holy Shit

February 25, 2016
TUCKER-BANKSHOT

Maybe I'm weird? - m4w (Travel from Springfield)

Missouri : Missouri

- He must be weird... No, I actually just work way too much to meet a woman, and try to maintain a real relationship.
- He's probably married... No, but my girlfriend is. That's why I would like a little more sexy fun than she can provide, but would like discretion, and will respect yours.
- He's probably short, fat, old, and ugly... 6'3", 225 lbs, forty years old, and ugly?? I can't judge. I wouldn't "do" me, but I'm not gay either! Ha! Clean shaven, full head of hair, all my own teeth, and no disfiguring scars. That's good, right?
- He's probably hiding something, because he won't host... Yes, I'm hiding my sex life from my kids, and rumor-spreading nosey neighbors. I know. Weird, huh? There's always a hotel if you can't host. And I can host sometimes.
- Maybe he's a stalker... Look, I'll sacrifice some of my limited schedule for a woman, but not if it involves binoculars! Lol.
- He probably sucks in bed... Umm, remember the married girlfriend? What else would she be gaining from it? ;)
- Maybe he knows me, or knows my husband?... Very unlikely, but I'll keep your secrets, if you keep mine. We all have secrets.

Of course, I'm real. I live in Springfield,MO, but if you see this ad anywhere else, I probably am too. I'm portable like that. I'm a grown-ass man, with a vehicle, and a job, and everything!
I fully understand that some women have flat chests, stretch marks, saggy boobs, or other body insecurities. I've been around the block a time or two. I get it, and i don't care!
Age(over 18) & body type don't really matter to me, as long as you're not a slob.

Thank you, Officer, for responding to my ad, but no I won't pay for services! Lol.
I'm not into 420, but I don't care if you are, and I'm not interested in guys.
If you want fun, I'm a pretty fun guy, but you might have to work with me on my schedule a little. Send me a message & let's see what happens?M4W M4MW