Alexis Ren Leaves Little To The Imagination

Alexis Ren Is Making My Mind Go Wild

When applied to what someone is wearing (or not wearing, depending on the situation) typically means that one doesn't have to pretend what's under said clothing. Yet, Alexis Ren is wearing very little in this spread for Maxim and I have to say my imagination is lighting up like the 4th of the July.

All kind of crazy thoughts are running through my head like I want Alexis Ren to go into some kind of fast food establishment wearing that shirt that comes down just below her nipples to see if she can get served. Why isn't Alexi Ren getting into that bubble bath? And does Alexis Ren get her morning paper when not wearing a top or is that only on special occasions? Seriously, seeing Alexis Ren's under boobs has my mind going a mile a minute. I'm probably going to have to go and take a little break after staring at this pictures. Might even have to take an aspirin or something to make sure I don't get a headache from thinking too much. Also, if you are wearing a pair of panties that are nothing more than a few strategically placed strings with a bow on them does the bow tickle your bottom?

Great, I'm going to have to do something to take my mind off all this Alexis Ren sexiness. That's going to be a tough challenge because I have no doubt Alexis Ren is going to be on my mind a lot today.

photos via Maxim