Jessica Alba’s Milkshake Brings Everyone to the Pool

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We all learned a couple of years ago from that great scholar, philosopher, and hip hop artist Kelis that her "milk shake" brought all the boys to the yard. While that may have been true, we now know that Jessica Alba's milk shake will most likely bring everyone to the pool.

And before we get into it, as far as I know, "milkshake" means breasts. I'm not sure if it was actually the shaking of one's breasts, but it had something to do with the breasts, and I assumed shaking them. If I'm incorrect and you actually know what the wise and powerful Kelis was referring too, don't tell me. Let me just think it's about shaking boobies. Now, on with the Jessica Alba boob shaking. Yes, it would appear that Jessica Alba felt like shaking her giant, ready to have a baby boobs. And who could blame her? I think we could all use a little Jessica Alba boob shake in our lives. The only thing that would be better would be if Jessica Alba was shaking her boobs topless. Alas, my dear, dear friends, I don't know if that will ever happen. Though, I've learned to never say never, because none of us know what the future holds.

Well, I guess we do one thing that our future holds; Jessica Alba's boob shaking will be something all of us will look at over and over and over again. I can safely say that her milkshake is very much making me want to get in a pool. Or stay at my computer and stare at Jessica Alba day, one or the other.

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