Claudia Thompson Might Be a Messy Eater, But Her Boobs Look Great

Claudia Thompson's Boobs Give Her a Pass

If you grew up like me, then good table manners were instilled in you by any means necessary. Now as an adult, there is nothing worse than sitting at a table across from someone who is a messy eater. There is no excuse for not having proper table manners and creating without covering your face in food. Well, there's one excuse; if you're a topless Claudia Thompson, you totally get a pass.

Of course, I highly, highly, highly doubt that Claudia Thompson is actually a messy eater in real life. I'm sure it's all for this topless photo shoot. Don't ask me, I have no idea what the point is. I mean, is anyone really paying that much attention to anything other than Claudia Thompson's breasts? Maybe that's the point. Maybe they are trying to say that there is beauty in chaos, that something can be beautiful and ugly at the same time. That's deep, man. Or they could be saying Claudia Thompson topless is hot no matter what the hell she's doing.

Whatever the intent of these photos, Claudia Thompson looks great. We are all getting some feeling from them. And whether you enjoy food on the face or a great pair of boobs, I think we'll all find something to love about Claudia Thompson topless.

photos by Olivia Nachle