Wanna Get Down And Dirty With “Dirty Bernie” Sanders?

Dirty Bernie Knows That Middle Class Is Getting Screwed And Not In The Good Way

If politics don’t get you all hot and bothered, then here’s something that will probably get you all turned on, especially if you are a little left-leaning. Trust me, nothing is sexier than Vermont Senator and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and finally someone decided to make him sexier with a phone sex line.  

Of course this is a total parody, though who knows what Bernie Sanders did in his younger days. Though, when you think about it, it’s not a bad way to earn a little campaign money. If you don’t like taking money from big donors and big banks, which Bernie Sanders isn’t doing, then why not open a phone sex line. I mean, his supporters would totally get something out of it. Some might even say that they get a little extra for their donation.  

Now, there’s no clue as to who’s behind the Dirty Bernie sex phone line, but if you visit the soundcloud page there is more than one episode (I don’t know if there is a better word than that). Hopefully this is something that will continue throughout the presidential campaign. And honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised Bernie Sanders doesn’t end up finding out about this and making a statement.