Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell Are the Patron Saints of Hotness

Few Are Hotter Than Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell

Since I am not the Pope, I have no idea what it takes to qualify someone for Sainthood, but I think that Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell deserve to become Saints of Hotness.  

Normally, I would talk about the time Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell where the superest of supermodels and no one was hotter than the three of them, but that time is today. They continue to be some of the most beautiful women on the planet, hence why I think each of them should be the Patron Saint of Hotness. Those who are young and aspire to the be models should wear medallions around their necks that bare the likeness of Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell to bring them good luck in their modeling careers. Hell, I don’t want to be a model, but I would wear something that bared Cindy Crawford’s likeness around my neck just for the hell of it. She was one of my first crushes and to this day I find her to be one of the most beautiful women on the planet. No doubt there are those out there who feel the same for Claudia Schiffer and Naomi Campbell.  

Maybe if we all wrote a letter to Pope Francis, we could get some traction on having Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell be appointed Saints of Hotness. And if there is no Saints of Hotness, surely the Pope can fix that problem.