Christina Milian’s Mounted Ass Will Have You Waxing Your Willy!

January 6, 2016
L-L-SKELTON

Body hair. It's an issue each gender handles in different ways. Nobody gives a shit if a guy's legs, arm pits or chest is hairy. That's just "guys looking like guys." Shaving them is only optional. I hate having too much hair and like to shave my dick and ball hair off 'cause it feels great. I highly recommend it! Things are tougher for girls, obviously. I love a girl who's body is smooth as silk but I have respect for the girls fighting male oppression by having hairy legs, bushes and arm pits.

I've even shaved my ass but it's an itchy bitch when it grows. I hear waxing is better. Sexy singer/actress Christina Milian would know. On the newest episode of her E! reality show Christina Milian Turned Up, she let the cameras watch as she got her beautiful ass waxed. We get great looks around her tattooed booty (no brown eye, damn it!) as Ms. Milian screams in glorious agony from each wax strip rip. I think I'll stick to my shaving cream and Bic, thank you!