Alexa Vega Shitting a Rainbow in a Bikini Is Admittedly Confusing

 

Carlos and I are both 12 years old. How could we not?! #RainbowToots #HappyLife

A photo posted by Alexa PenaVega (@vegaalexa) on Dec 24, 2015 at 1:21pm PST

Spy Kids Has Changed 

I'll be honest with you: I fucking loved Spy Kids when I was younger. I can't remember finding any of the celebs hot, unlike when Taylor Lautner swept "Shark Boy and Lava Girl", but still. I haven't kept up with Alexa Vega much since she hasn't hit the big screen in quite a bit, but she seems to have changed since she was a curly-headed kid. Perhaps the Spy Kids martial arts training stuck with her, as she's obviously in incredible shape, but she has changed up her wardrobe. Does she fancy herself as the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Is this perhaps the next installment of the Spy Kids series, Spy Women IV? I imagine that as a James Bond in reverse series where she seduces all of the men around her while saving the world, sort of like Lara Croft but without the tombs.

 

A photo posted by Alexa PenaVega (@vegaalexa) on Dec 24, 2015 at 1:14pm PST

Or maybe with the tombs. I don't know. My point is this: I propose that Alexa Vega continues her reign as a celebrity spy, except without that weird clown dude that used to haunt my dreams.