What Do I Have to Do to Become an Instagram Model Like Jessica Lowndes?

 

A photo posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on Dec 21, 2015 at 12:44pm PST

So. Jessica Lowndes is apparently now an Instagram model, though I'm not entirely sure what that job entails. Does she still act? Did Instagram have to approve her for this? Where did she buy that lingerie, and can I afford it? After much introspection, I've gathered together the things I need to do to achieve Jessica Lowndes Rules the Instaverse Status:

1. More squats, probably. 
2. Amass more than 400 Instagram followers.
3. Get sparkly tattoos on my ass. 
4. Learn how to do backbend on a rolly thing without killing myself.
5. Learn how to do a backbend at all. 

I might just be SOL.   

 

A photo posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on Nov 27, 2015 at 12:23pm PST

I mean, she can't be a real person. 

 

A photo posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on Dec 15, 2015 at 8:11am PST

Can she?