Candice Swanepoel in a Thong Bikini Is Ruining the Beach for Me

How Can a Beach Be Beautiful Without Candice Swanepoel in a Thong Bikini on It?

People always like to ask what you would pick if you had to choose between the mountains and beach. For me, it’s no contest. I will always pick the beach. But recently, I find myself struggling with this decision because I know in my heart of hearts the next time I visit the sands it won’t be awesome as I want it to be for one simple reason: there will be no Candice Swanepoel there in a thong bikini.  

I keep seeing more and more images of Candice Swanepoel looking sexy in the sands of some beach, and that image is becoming the first thought in my head whenever I close my eyes and think about the beach. Sadly, that’s not the reality of the beach I typically visit. Sure, I could try and find the beach were Candice Swanepoel is, but by the time I book a flight, find a hotel, and rent a car, no doubt Candice Swanepoel and her beautiful rear end will be long gone. Sigh. It’s hard to joy in the sun, sand, and waters of the ocean if they don’t have Candice Swanepoel in a bikini nearby.  

Great, I guess I’m going to have to start saying I’d pick the mountains. I don’t really like the smell of pine, nor do I have the desire to chop wood. Maybe I could take a couple of bikini clad Candice Swanepoel pictures on my phone, see if that makes the beach fun again.  

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