Porn Valley Dispatch: Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament

Friend-of-Porn Vince Neil is gearing up for another golf tournament May 5 in honor of his late daughter, Skylar. The tenth annual charity event, while taking place in Simi Valley, will be instantly transformed into Porn Valley North. More after the gap. - G. Ponante

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Skylar Neil was four years old when she died of stomach cancer. I found Neil's account of Skylar's passing very touching, and the fact that he regularly gets all his rowdy friends together for a charity golf tournament to benefit cancer, leukemia, and AIDS research proves that trying to live a virtuous life need not be boring.

Last year's event raised $100k for various organizations, employing a model of drink-bearing porn girls greeting golfers at every tee for what one attendee described as "The PGA meets "Caligula"". Donations included signed guitars from Metallica, Motley Crue (of course) and Franz Ferdinand, as well as porn set excursions with the likes of Cousin Stevie and Brittney Skye (pictured).

If you are worried that Neil's philanthropy has altered his DNA, take heart that he still searches for strippers.

· Skylar Neil Foundation (skylarneil.org)

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