Of Course Lindsay Lohan Is Sexy in a Magazine Called NOTOFU

Lindsay Lohan in a White Bikini Is Always Hot

For some unexplainable reason, it makes perfect sense to me that a magazine named NOTOFU would have a bunch of really hot pictures of Lindsay Lohan. I don’t know what it is, but my mind has made the connection, and I think it’s a perfect fit.  

You know, I could probably spend hours trying to figure out what it means in my brain, but to be honest, I’d rather spend that time looking at Lindsay Lohan in a white bikini eating a slice of watermelon. Love her or hate her, you can’t deny how freaking sexy Lindsay Lohan is in a white bathing suit. That’s another odd connection that my brain has made. White bathing suit plus Lindsay Lohan equals uber sexy and I’m totally okay with that. It might be because I’m such a boob guy, and Lindsay Lohan has a great pair of boobs, so anything that accents her boobs, I’m all for. Plus I think part of me wants the phrase “No Tofu” to mean a really hot body. You know, like I want to say, “Man, Lindsay Lohan’s body is hot, I mean like No Tofu hot.” Maybe we should all start saying “no tofu” and see if it catches on. If you don’t want to do that, that’s cool—just look at Lindsay Lohan in a bikini instead.  

Whatever the reason my brain has made those neural connections, I may never know. All I know is I love it when they are fired up whenever I see Lindsay Lohan looking hot.  

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