Wouldn’t This Picture of Ireland Basinger-Baldwin Make a Great Valentine’s Day Card?

A Nude Ireland Basinger-Baldwin Is Great for Any Holiday

I know that Hanukkah is happening right now and Christmas and New Years are right around the corner, but I’m already thinking about Valentine’s Day. It’s not because I have a hot date or anything, but I have a great idea for the perfect Valentine’s Day card: Ireland Basinger-Baldwin nude on a beach with fake hearts covering her fun parts.  

You know, the more I think about Ireland Basinger-Baldwin nude on a beach, the more I realize it would be a perfect way to celebrate any kind of holiday. You could simple swap out the little hearts for Christmas trees for Christmas or four leaf clovers for St. Patricks Day or balloons and birthday cake for birthdays. Though I think we would all agree that a completely unobstructed view of a nude Ireland Basinger-Baldwin on a beach would be the best for all occasions, we will take what we can get. Stupid Instagram and their stupid rules make it so that something as beautiful as a nude Ireland Basinger-Baldwin on a beach has to be covered up by stupid fake hearts. Stupid Instagram . . . Still, getting to see Ireland Basinger-Baldwin’s mostly nude body is a wonderful sight, and hopefully we’ll get to see all of it soon.  

Even with the stocking hung by the fire with care, I can’t wait to get a dozen roses, a box of chocolates, and a “I love you” card featuring Ireland Basinger-Baldwin nude on a beach with fake hearts covering her boobs and bush.

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