Wet Spots

· Fans of poorly lit, indistinct celebrity boobage may rejoice at the news from SXSW that Mischa Barton's shadowy minions make an appearance (maybe? perhaps? look closely!) in her new film "The OH In Ohio". Then again, you can't TiVo a movie, so this may be a "one step forward, two steps back" kind of scenario. (celebNewsWire.com via Egotastic)

· Australia's stripper union fights for—and gets—new workplace rules regarding meal breaks, overtime, and holiday pay. Because no one likes a sluggish and hungry lapdancer. (Yahoo! News)

· A shocking new Canadian "study" proclaims that older people (surprise!) have less sex than they did when they were younger. The good news is that if you can tear your Baby Boomer lover away from the Food Network long enough to get some, the nookie will still taste as sweet as it used to be. (ctv.ca)

· Ever wanted to stage your own debate between a genuine anti-porn activist and a bona fide porn legend? Then hire Susan Cole and Ron Jeremy, who have hit the lecture circuit together and are available to come to your campus/community center/hot tub party. It's like James Carville and Mary Matalin, only with more mentions of pussy and patriarchal oppression!(heraldnews.com + the-standard.org + wolfmanproductions.com)

· Confidential to whomever we might've gotten in trouble at the office this week: er, sorry! (overheardintheoffice.com - thanks J.)

· Finally, March Madness is underway and you know what that means: Hot! College! Cheerleaders! Too bad some kids never learn.

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