It Takes 500 Dicks to Make a Great Picture of Donald Trump

This Is The Classiest, Best, Most Awesome Use Of Dicks Ever

Donald Trump is a dick. Literally. Well, I guess, technically speaking, Donald Trump is made of 500 dick pics. Of course, I’m kidding around here—I have no idea if Donald Trump is really composed of 500 dicks, but in this one particular picture, he sure as hell is composed of 500 dicks. And I have to say this is the classiest, best, hugest, most winning 500 dicks collection I’ve ever seen.  

Now Donald Trump isn’t changing his campaign slogan from “Make America Great Again” to “500 Dicks Strong”—though it would be a pretty awesome slogan—but this 500 dick mosaic of Donald Trump was made by an anonymous artist in response to the many, many dick comments Donald Trump has said during his run for the White House. The artist released a small statement about the piece, even though the mosaic of 500 dicks Donald Trump image sort of speaks for itself.  

“Someone once made a photo mosaic pic of conservative republican politician Rick Santorum using porn images. I thought I’d go one better, in lieu of SNL letting him host last night. I give you a pic showing what Donald Trump is really made of. This is a high-resolution photo mosaic of Trump made with 500 dick pics.“  

I don’t know if Donald Trump has found out about this picture yet, though I would think he has, since I have a feeling he Googles himself a lot. Maybe he likes it, but then again, there might some illegal Mexican dicks in there so, maybe he doesn’t. Did I mention that Donald Trump is a dick.