SugarClick of the Week: Dana DeArmond.com

While our general method of screening websites to feature on Fleshbot involves a box of Kleenex and a sticky bottle of Wet Platinum, our colleagues at the inestimable SugarClick have a rather more professional approach to the review process, complete with numerical ratings and complete sentences and everything. Join them (and us) this week as they take a closer look at the online home of altporn hottie Dana DeArmond: you'll come for the boobies, but you'll stay for Dana's "characteristic sense of humor" and enthusiasm for livestock. Not to mention the boobies.

Read the full review of DanaDeArmond.com after the jump.

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DanaDeArmond.com

Review by Audacia Ray @ SugarClick

Why you should visit:
You dig the alt porn mindset but aren't crazy about lots of tattoos and piercings

Why you should not visit:
If all hardcore, all the time is the only thing that appeals to you

Dana DeArmond is my favorite kind of alt girl: she does her own goddamn thing (which lucky for us includes explicit nudity) and there's no faux-rebellious posturing. She just is what she is—chock full of personality and happiness in naked mavenry. An alumna of the ever-stylish Supercult, Dana started taking modeling seriously in 2004, after spending her formative years as a stripper.

Her eponymous site takes a page from the alt porn rulebook: keep it simple, keep it naked. The design is friendly and easy on the eyes, though its cool blue interior is no competition for the even cooler girl it's a backdrop for. Photo sets date back to 2003, where you can find pictures of Dana and a goat. (Stop thinking what you're thinking. These are wholesome pictures from a day at the RenFair.) Somehow Dana can pull off not-naked pictures on a pay site and make you feel like you're buddies with her instead of feeling annoyed that she isn't naked yet.

But let's not downplay the naked: there is plenty of that, and there's a definite evolution in Dana's style and predilections as time marches on. While the photos from 2003 are amateurish and kind of quaint, her more recent stuff is polished, sexy and deliciously raunchy while maintaining her characteristic sense of humor. There are eight different sections to the site which appeal to people who are enthused about bondage, girl-on-girl and lots of solo time with Dana and her pink parts. If you get sick of just looking at Dana (what's wrong with you?) you can check out her Girlfriends gallery, which features several other lovely ladies. Basically, if you're thinking about making the switch from tan/blonde/fake boobed porn to more alternative fare, Dana is the perfect gateway drug.

SugarClick Rating: 12/20

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See also:
· Dana DeArmond galleries: 1, 2, 3 (TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene)
· See more website reviews at SugarClick