Fine, I’ll Suffer Through a Bad Movie To See Chloe Moretz Looking Hot

Anyone Else Hoping For a Bikini-Clad Chloe Moretz Carwash Scene?

Great, I’m going to have to sit through another terrible Seth Rogen comedy. I told myself I would never, ever do it again, but damn it, Chloe Moretz. Your hotness is something I am willing to suffer for.  

Now, I’m not going to go back and watch the first Neighbors, because I doubt there will be any lingering questions from the first movie that will be answered in the second movie. I can probably just watch Neighbors 2 and not miss any key plot points. Though, to be honest, I’m not going to be watching Neighbors 2 because of the excellent plot, stellar acting, or any of that. No, I will be watching for one reason and one reason alone: the hotness of Chloe Moretz. The more pictures of her that come out from the set of this movie, the more I’m willing to break my “no Seth Rogen comedies” rule. I just know in my heart of hearts that this film will contain Chloe Moretz in a bikini either at a pool party or some kind of charity carwash. I know it will happen, and it’s only a matter of time before we see those pictures of the set.  

Nothing against Seth Rogen—he’s probably a super nice guy. I just don’t find his comedies all that funny. But Chloe Moretz keeps getting hotter, so I think we would all suffer through a terrible movie to see her.