The Movie “Gold” Better Be All About Bryce Dallas Howard’s Cleavage in a Gold Dress

We Don't Need Plot, Bryce Dallas Howard's Cleavage Is Enough

I don’t know if Hollywood is finally taking note of all my suggestions for movies, but after seeing Bryce Dallas Howard’s cleavage on full display in a gold dress on the set of movie title Gold, I can’t help but think the entire movie centers around Bryce Dallas Howard’s cleavage in a gold dress.  

Sure, I could totally take a few minutes and look up the plot of Gold, but I’m not going to do that. Instead, I’m going to out hope that some producer or screenwriter or someone finally figured out that just having Bryce Dallas Howard’s cleavage on screen for 90 minutes makes an excellent movie. It doesn’t matter what she does or what kind of hairpiece Matthew McConaughey—excuse me, Academy Award Winner Matthew McConaughey—is wearing; all that we need to be entertained and happy is the cleavage of Bryce Dallas Howard. I’m getting excited just thinking about what kind of wacky adventure, tense drama, or general shenanigans Bryce Dallas Howard’s cleavage will encounter in Gold.  

Bryce Dallas Howard is often confused with Jessica Chastain, and while that is not an awful comparison, they are, in fact, two different people, both of whom are incredibly beautiful. And both have incredible cleavage that could be the focus of a movie. Hey, I think I just came up with the sequel, Gold 2, featuring Bryce Dallas Howard and Jessica Chastain’s cleavage in gold dresses!  

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