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Morning Wood

HARDCORE

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· There are 3,900 adult films made in the greater Los Angeles area every year, but apparently not everyone is thrilled by the idea of having one of them shot in the house next door. Still, we think a little orgasmic screaming and baby oil stains on the sidewalk is a small price to pay for 300 days of sunshine a year. (latimes.com)

· A 14-year old in Bismarck, North Dakota gets busted for showing off his PSP at school, which of course was loaded with smut. The scary part is that he could be facing a Class C felony, punishable by up to 5 years in prison and $5,000 fine. When North Dakota says "detention," they really mean "detention." (bismarcktribune.com, via sony-ps3.ca)

· We're smitten by this Flickr set featuring some very beautiful shots of naked underwater babes. Don't worry; only a few of them actually have mermaid tails. Unless you're into that, in which case ... look! Naked mermaids! (Flickr )

· We're a little confused by this story of a 62-year-old former schoolteacher in Yonkers who's complaining about a $1,400 bill for pay-per-view porn. Is she somehow under the impression that that's excessive? Sounds like a typical three-day weekend at Fleshbot Central. (abc7.com)

· The women of Cyprus (no, this isn't about another Playboy special edition) string together 114,000 bras to raise breast cancer awareness—and get in the Guinness Book of World Records in the process. If our calculations are correct, that means 228,000 unsupported boobies in need of some helping hands. (cnn.com)

· Oh, so suddenly, the Germans are all like "Streaking at World Cup matches is bad!" and "Running naked through the middle of an important soccer game is inappropriate behavior!" Like people are supposed to go the stadium and just watch the game? Whatever. (Reuters)

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