Come On Donald Trump, You Have To Admit This Is Super Hot

Heidi Klum's Bare Ass Gets Spanked With "The Naughty Spoon"

Most of us have known that Donald Trump is an idiot for a long time now, and while some people are still figuring that out, I’m constantly reminded of what a stupid, stupid man he is. How in the world can Donald Trump say that Heidi Klum isn’t that hot anymore, has he seen this cheeky picture of her on Instagram? This probably the hottest thing I’ve seen all year.  

Look, I don’t want to spend a bunch of time on Donald Trump when talking about Heidi Klum’s ass because I don’t want to form some kind of trigger in my mind that when I see Heidi Klum spanking her ass with something labeled “the naughty spoon” I instantly think of Donald Trump. Let’s not form that neural connection, instead let’s focus on the amazing image of someone spanking Heidi Klum’s ass with something called “the naughty spoon.” Now, this picture could be totally staged and Heidi Klum many not like to be spanked, but I’m totally hearing her rambling off in German while getting spanked. Now, that’s a thought I want to keep in my head. I’m going to keep staring at this picture until that neural connection is formed.  

Granted I know nothing about how the mind works, but if there is some way to make sure my brain always thinks about Heidi Klum’s bare ass cheek getting spanked whenever I see a wooden spoon, then damn it I’m going to try.  

Via Heidi Klum on Instagram

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