Heather DePriest Needs To Play More Nude Sports

Can We Start A Nude Sports League Just For Heather DePriest?

Yes, Heather DePriest is incredibly hot and that should really be all that I’m focused on, but my mind can’t help but wander. For you see, gazing at Heather DePriest’s beautiful breasts on a bike, or holding a medicine ball, or hanging from those rings gymnasts hang from, the only thing I keep thinking about is why there aren’t nude exercise competitions and sports?  

Yes, I know that climbing up a ladder and standing on a roof top aren’t considered sports, but then again frisbee golf is considered a sport by some. And yes, most cities have a nude bike ride, but they aren’t competitive per se. That’s not a sport, that’s just a bunch of nude people riding bikes, which if they all looked like Heather DePriest nude, then we should make it a public event. All I’m saying is that if Heather DePriest wants to get nude while using exercise bands and compete against other nude women, then I think we should let that happen. I have a very strong feeling that Heather DePriest and her beautiful nude body would have no problem in competition with other nude women. It would appear as though she has already mastered nude gymnastics, nude holding a medicine ball, nude pulling of exercise bands—basically anything involving her being nude, she’s the tops.

I’m sure nude exercise competitions and nude sports are just a pipe dream, but it’s worth mentioning that the original Olympics in Ancient Greece were done in the nude. Of course that was all dudes and no Heather DePriest, but still it’s something to think about.

Via drunken stepfather