Porn Just A Whole Lot Classier With “Donald Tramp – The XXX Parody”

I Wonder If Donald Tramp Inherited His Penis From His Dad?

Are you ready for the most classiest, smartest, most richest porn parody ever to be made? If you’re not than you’re a dummy loser that doesn’t know high class and should be fired from life. Get ready everyone, the Donald Trump porn parody will soon be upon us. No doubt it will be the most successful porn parody ever.  

Donald Trump, who is a parody of a human being, is all over the news with thanks to his dream of putting a gold plated toilet in White House. So the folks over at Woodrocket.com decided what better way to honor the Republican nominee for President then making Donald Tramp – The XXX Parody.

“It's the porn parody you never knew that you wanted!” company reps said in a release. “It's time to hump the Trump! There is no debate, Donald Tramp is a feel-estate mogul worth 10 billion orgasms!”

Taking on the role of the real estate icon and winner of the world’s greats comb-over is pornstar Dick Chibbles. The film will also feature Trinity St. Clair as The Moderator.    

“Screw the debates! There is not a Republican candidate that will get you as hard as Donald Tramp!” the release continued.

Donald Tramp – The XXX Parody will premiere today at WoodRocket.com, I highly suggest you do you duty as an American and watch this video.

Via AVN