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Morning Wood

HARDCORE

· This local TV crew in Miami seems a little too happy to have the Exxxotica convention in its own backyard. We think the reporter is just thrilled to be talking about something other than shark attacks and hurricanes. (Related: deconstructing the art of the porn star sound bite.) (keyetv.com + sugarbank.com)

· How can you get the healthy exercise of a naked cycling protest while advancing the cause of the anti-bullfighting movement at the same time? Answer: The Running of the Nudes. Those crazy activist pervs at PETA have done it again! (runningofthenudes.com)

· We're not sure we follow the logic of the judge who decided to publicly release the videotape of R. Kelly having sex with an underage girl, but we do know one thing: you ain't gonna see it here, in case you were wondering. (sfgate.com)

a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2006/06/12/efbeauty.xml&sSheet=/fashion/2006/06/12/ixfashright.html">2006_06_12_mw_breasts.jpg· Today's shocking but true news story: Apparently, you don't have to have expensive, painful surgery to have nice looking breasts. In fact, anytime they aren't covered they look fine to us.(telegraph.co.uk)

· Here's the proper way to protest an adult store in your neighborhood: pray for the customers instead of threatening them, make friends with the employees, and give the business a little free advertising. Everybody wins and they didn't even have to set anything on fire. (tennessean.com)

· Finally, some crazy Australian doctor claims that the clitoris actually exists ... and it's huge! Did she find the Loch Ness Monster too? (Just kidding, ladies ... we believe.) (bbc.co.uk)

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