Keep Your Soul Sucking Hands Off Ruby Rose, Seacrest

I can't think of a time that something turned out exactly as I expected, therefore it should come as no surprise that when the femme Ryan Seacrest was confronted with the butch Ruby Rose, the fabric of the space time continuum didn't rip apart. No, alas, they just chatted about Ruby's nude scene from Orange is the New Black. Weak.

Now, please don't mistake my comment earlier about Ruby for anything other than admiration. I think she's dead sexy, and if you haven't seen her video "Break Free," you're missing out on something great. Now, Ryan Seacrest on the other hand, I'm not sure I can accurately convey in words how much I can't stand him. Sure he seems innocuous, bland, and generic, but this is the man who orchestrated Dick Clark's death. Seriously, look at this picture of the two in 2006...

Here they are five years later...

I'm on to you Seacrest. I don't know how you managed to steal the eternal teenager's essence, but you will be exposed. Mark my words, your uppance will come! 

Back to Ruby Rose, she's super hot and so long as Seacrest keeps his distance, she'll be just fine. I'll be monitoring the situation from my private bunker. 

Check out the video below, and head over to Mr. Skin for even more of Ruby's goodies

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