Bill & Ted’s Excellent Supreme Court Porn Adventure

Hate him or abhor him, you've got to give Ted Cruz credit... He's definitely his biggest fan. It should come as no surprise then that the Canadian-born Senator, who doesn't view his own foreign born roots as a roadblock to the White House, has a new book out in which he discloses a great story about looking at internet porn with former Supreme Court Justices William Rehnquist and Sandra Day O'Connor.

According to The Week (link below), when Cruz was a young, wet behind the ears court clerk, just dreaming of the day he could shut down the government through a thorough misunderstanding of a Dr. Seuss book, he and Bill and Sandy gathered around the computer to take a look at some internet porn.

The court was considering a case that involved internet regulation, and a demonstration of the ubiquity of porn on the internet was set up to explain the situation to the elderly judges. As Cruz, Rehnquist, and O'Connor watched, a court librarian searched for a misspelling of "cantaloupe."

"A slew of hard-core, explicit images showed up onscreen," Cruz recalls in his book. "As we watched these graphic pictures fill our screens, wide-eyed, no one said a word. Except for Justice O'Connor, who lowered her head, squinted slightly, and muttered, 'Oh, my.'"

Yeah, like Rehnquist never fucked a cantaloupe. 

Via The Week