North Koreans Don’t Need Porn, They’ve Got Kim Jong Un On A Horse

Kim Jong Un, North Korea's supreme leader and Dennis Rodman's BFF, is attempting to crack down on Western influence in his country, because it's really the only thing keeping him in power. If people saw things like, I don't know, porn, they might realize that he sucks and attempt to replace him with someone who will keep the porn flowing 24/7.

According to Reuters (link below), Kim has tasked his Ministry of Foreign Affairs with cracking down on the sharing of USB flash drives that people in the country have been using to share files they cannot obtain online. In the ultimate display of passive aggressive bullshit, the MFA released a note outlining regulations for any foreigners entering or leaving the country.

The note, a copy of which was seen by Reuters, said foreigners in Pyongyang would not be allowed to import "all kinds of data media, including printed matter, mobile phones, and memory sticks" which contain "false propaganda" and "photos, movies, and literature regarding sexual relations".

Some foreigners entering the country had left printed materials and memory sticks containing "undesirable content" at tourist sites, or passed them to North Koreans, the note added.

"We regard these practices as a serious problem directly related to the security of the State," said the note, which was dated Thursday and addressed to diplomatic and international missions in Pyongyang.

It must suck serious ass to live in a dictatorship, especially one that no Americans outside of Dennis Rodman want to visit. Frankly, they're probably terrified that all Americans are like Rodman. Also, Rodman being the only American to come to the country would be like if Benny Hill was the only Brit we got here in America. Sure, Hill is funny in five minute increments, but think of the vast wealth of pop culture on which we'd be missing out. It would just be yakety sax til the day you die. 

Via Reuters