Wet Spots

· You already know that soccer players get all the chicks, but no World Cup team seems to collect WAGs like the English squad. That's the Wives And Girlfriends that get as much attention from the London tabloids as their footballer men. You can probably guess why. (photo gallery @ dailymail.co.uk)

· What's that you say? You want even more photos of hot ladies cheering on their boys at the World Cup? Fine. If you're going to twist our arms, here you go. (phun.org)

· This Russian vodka commercial is pretty racy (and sadly pixelated) but we're a little confused, because we've drunk a lot alcohol before and never once had that particular physical reaction. Usually, it's the opposite. (video @ nothingtoxic.com)

· If anything you see here fills you with unnatural urges, this brief informational video will show you how to defeat sexual temptation. (Hint: It involves dancing in your underwear.) (video @ undergroundfilm.org)

· NBC publicists just had to interfere to stop Today's Ann Curry from posing naked during a magazine shoot. Don't they understand that with Katie Couric gone a nude newswoman is the only way to get people watch? (nydailynews.com, last item)

· It's interesting to note that in LaCrosse, Wisconsin, a fine for solicitation is more than the cost of hiring a hooker in the first place; which is why if you're ever cheated out of $40 by a prostitute, you probably shouldn't ask the police to get your money back for you. Caveat emptor and all that. (lacrossetribune.com)