Joan Smalls Big Nip Slip

Who doesn’t love a good oxymoron; jumbo shrimp, pretty ugly, peacekeeper missile, there is just something fun about combining two opposite words that is really fun. So, here’s a new oxymoron for everyone to enjoy; Joan Smalls big nip slip!  

Sure, it’s not the biggest nip slip ever, but that doesn’t take away from its awesomeness. I mean, it combines two great things – super hot model and nip slips – those are always awesome. Honestly I’m a little surprised this didn’t get more coverage during the Cannes Film Festival. Sure, there were some pretty awesome movies there, but could they really be more awesome than Joan Smalls nipple? I really find that hard to believe. Smalls is one of the biggest and hottest models in the world, a nip slip no matter how much nip we see is considered big. You name it, she’s modeled it; Gap, Calvin Klein, Gucci, Chanel, Fendi, and Versace to name a few. I won’t even go into the number of magazines she’s been featured, but you get the idea of how important she is. This is a nip slip that we should be made aware of and should be talking about. This is a Smalls big nip slip.  

So when you sit down tonight to have a plate of awfully good jumbo shrimp, think about the Joan Smalls big nip slip and smile.  

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