Wet Spots

· You can never get enough photos of gamer chicks getting freaky with their consoles. Try to focus on the girls, please. (destructoid.com via, SugarJoy)

· A hot, horny housewife getting it on with the contractor doing renovations on her house (that the husband is paying for!) Is this the pitch for a new hardcore MILF series? Nope. It's the Home and Garden section of the New York Times. (nytimes.com, registration required)

· Despite what you may think, you do not have a constitutional right to take your clothes off in a strip club. We could have sworn that was somewhere in Article II. (dailyrecord.com)

· Look, when it comes to being wild and crazy, Rio de Janeiro can party with the best of them ... but even this city draws the line at a museum that looks like a giant whale penis. (jaunted.com)

· A new research study says that men don't sleep as well when they have to share their bed with a woman. That's because the guy is trying to find a way to sneak out without waking her. (bbc.co.uk)

· It seems the Teton County Fair in Wyoming has a problem with an excessive numbers of streakers. Well, excuse us for trying to bring a little excitement to Teton County. (excite.com, via Fark)

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