Are You Sure You Aren’t Cold, Trinny Woodall?

I have always subscribed to the notion that I’d rather have something and not need it, than need it and not have it. Especially if there is a chance it might be cold, I always make sure I have something to warm me up, if needed. It would look like Trinny Woodall thinks like me, but it appears she is choosing to cold. Or maybe her super hard nipples keep her warm.  

Woodall, who’s real name is Sarah Jane Duncanson Woodall, is an English fashion designer and consultant, television presenter and author. She got her start writing a column for The Daily Telegraph entitled Ready to Wear. The success of that gave Woodall the opportunity to give fashion advice in front of the camera and soon she found herself dishing out fashion advice on the BBC show What Not To Wear. I assume that’s similar to the American version of What Not To Wear, where two fashionable people find someone incredibly unfashionable and teach them how to dress. Woodall really does seem to know what she’s talking about when it comes to fashion. I mean, look at her, her outfit looks great and my guess is the style of her dress is pretty fashionable right now. Plus, Woodall knows the only thing that makes a tight dress hotter is pokies.

When you think about, Woodall is really defining that old saying, has something to keep her warm, but right now, she doesn’t need it. All she needs to do is show off her pokies.

h/t taxi driver movie