Coming to Fox Japan, Fridays this Fall, it's the new reality show that's sweeping the nation: "So You Think You Can Sing Karaoke & Get A Handjob At The Same Time?"
A user on Reddit (link below) posted this video although it has since been taken down on YouTube. While this certainly isn't the weirdest Japanese game show I've ever seen, it's up there. The first contestant gets a handy from the handjob nurse, who even gives him a foot job at one point in time...
It looks like he loses though, because they show a heavily mosaic-ed shot of the ground where, I'm assuming, he lost his load...
Next, we're treated to a montage of losers, including Jackie Chan...
Labyrinth/Glass Spider-era David Bowie...
And Eric Cartman...
Just when it looks like no one's going to win, in walks this guy, fresh off his rousing turn as Mufasa's understudy in a community theatre production of The Lion King...
I promise you, he is in it to win it.
You have to feel bad for the nurse. I like to picture her coming home after a long day of work, jerking off these American Idol rejects, and then having to give her dingus boyfriend a handjob. Kudos to her for not blowing her brains out.
And like that, we got a winner!
Via Reddit