June is shaping up to be quite a month. True Detective returns on June 21, giving you nine days to get through the entire third season of Orange is the New Black, which returns to Netflix on June 12. Dyslexic people the world over are cursing this release schedule.
Netflix cut a trailer for the show, which is patently devoid of any adult content. That's a pretty questionable move considering the fact that the show is brazenly adults only, but what can you do? We do get our first glimpses of new cast members Ruby Rose and Lori Petty, and noted pie fucking enthusiast Jason Biggs is gone, so that's a double bonus. I can't wait to see what creative ways Natasha Lyonne comes up with to once again not do any fucking nudity. Should be a nail biter.